*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
at a pool party
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
*makes text post* *deletes text post 1 minute later* limited edition
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE