I’m laughing so hard
stop white boys 2k14
Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.
talking to very republican teenagers is so surreal
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
good morning I’m dead
stop global warming
destroy the idea that clothing has gender
So your mom’s a big fan of the show?
No, she hates it.
Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single face you’ve seen in your dream, you’ve seen somewhere once in your life.
And those strange nightmares you’ve had of those terrible demon like creatures ?
You’ve seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don’t want to remember.