Straight White Boy Problem #186

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when u aint with that fufu lame shit



twentyonepilotz:

"have you ever had a song written about you"

image



tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)


xerneas-rainbow:

 

BOLD what applies to you:

Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. 
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance. 
I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (and painless..)
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
I have more than 2 piercings. 
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles. (Sometimes so I italicized it only during summer)

Family/Home Life:
I’ve sworn at my parents. 
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday. 
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. 
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve snorted while laughing. 
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. 
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I’ve had my pants rip in public. 

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Spain.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
I’ve been to London.


Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the internet.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten Sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m available.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Sexuality:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender. 
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world. 
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve run a red light. 
I’ve been suspended from school.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.
I’ve shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I’ve smoked a cigarette.
I(‘ve) smoke(d) pot.

I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug



badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances



glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image



merryblackgirl:

The only kind of white boys I’ll date are the ones who can do this



suckmymara:

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos 




scissormytimber:

Lana Del Rey l Damn You

"We were two kids living life on the run like the American dream. Baby, nothing to lose and we get messed up for fun. We went too fast, too young. But I won’t cry myself to sleep like a sucker. I won’t cry myself to sleep, if I do I’ll die. Now you fall asleep with another. Damn you, damn you."





asparagays:

nash grier and his cousin, jennifer lawrence


dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past


Anonymous says: I want to die 

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!



jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great